Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Jun 03 2023 01:01:20

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind dog

HAL 9000- Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Please Dave.

 * <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.

REDNECK...Any of your children were conceived at a car wash

Zapped or gassed or put to sleep, at least he won't make one more peep.

xyzzy  --  nothing happens.

You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly, only sooner than she thought.

>Will Work For Food< ...Franchises still available!

Q: Is the Kiev accident anything like Three Mile Island? A: Of course, there's a direct core-relation

Vashti (Persian): beautiful.

Riker: Besides, you look good in a dress

Hasty schizophrenics do things in a lickity split way.

Searching for the answer, Christ hasn't come

* <- Tribble  <<<*>><- seaman tribble

One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many

DR. SEUSS' Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

Welcome to Wonderland...Alice!-Freddy Krueger

"I didn't stick around too long after I came, though."

Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.

No mail? Give fido a laxative.

Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out

"Eternity never looked so lovely." "You must be Riker."

Every week is Speed Week!

Oxymoron: Escort GT - An oxymoron

Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different. - Skinner

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