Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue May 23 2023 01:01:20

"I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You can call me KITT."

My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier.

Phone sex?  Nah - Ma Bell's a little past Playmate age.

"Bother!" said Pooh and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.

<RING>...CONNECT 300...<CLICK!>

Zoroastrianism            sh*t happens half the time

Commander, I object to that plan. - Data

Early u go to Bed, early your pant gets wet.

Tonight's mud wrestling event:  MENSA vs. Hee-Haw

Constable, would you stop doing that?! - Kira

<L>each files <C>omplain to Sysop <D>rop Carrier

Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons

Flee this seething cauldron of angst! -- Mike Nelson

"If I wasn't talking, I wouldn't know what to say." Chico Resch

How come only the most sensible people agree with us?

People don't live or die, people just float.

!!!ereh fo tuo em teG  !!!pleH

Tonight's episode: A Bicycle Built For Death!

This an example of an endless loop endless loop endless loop endless loop

Gosh, I bet that dragon bite really smarts!                       PIC

Smoke a doobie while driving - leave no turn unstoned.

Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer!

Good thing it's not a Pentium doing the formating eh?

XOH: eXecute no-Op and Hang

Bart's Blackboard: I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call

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