Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Apr 19 2023 01:01:20

A goal is a dream taken seriously. - Henry David Thoreau

People are willing to meet each other halfway, but their judgments of  distances vary considerably

(In the men's room) Michelle.  If you're reading this, we're finished.

University of South Viet Nam - Class of '67-'68

Varicose veins: Veins very close together

Car sticker: Don't laugh! Your daughter might be in here.

MOM'S HINT #099: Don't use a pediatrician who isn't a parent.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ornicate it!

Red meat isn't bad. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad!

Gardeners do it in raised beds

Free Willy 3: Willy learns to retrieve army missiles!

Error: REALITY.SYS not found, install STARTREK.SYS? (y,n)

Kirk does S&M: "Beat me up, Scotty."

You're as flutie as a Ssi-ruu!

Zathras not good with usenet

Quayle Motto: Fools with money can be elected.

Beam me up Scotty. I'm lost!!!

I'm in my 'teens: 17 + 18 + 19.

Nothing surpasses the complexity of the human mind. --Leto II: Dar-es-Balat Records

You've been smoking that stuff again, haven't you.

A mighty oak is the result of a nut that held its ground

Friends don't backstab. That's what we've got enemies for

Rollerskates, slope 14%, 300 mph... That'll get him! (Simon)

Rush Limbaugh's  memory is truly random-access.

A good traveler leaves no track.   -  Lao Tzu

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