Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Apr 14 2023 01:01:22

Never try to herd cats....

Quantum Tagline: Blank until its wave function collapses

Being an idiot is still better than being You.

Q: Is Schroedinger's Cat dead or alive?  A: Yes.

Bart's Blackboard Ä "I will not send lard through the mail."

<hiding out from the registration cops...til they get it right!>

Give children toys that are powered by their imagination.

VPA: Vanishing Point Arithmetic

Killimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb

Heaven.  Fudge = God.

MIPS: What my wife gives me sun up to sun down.

Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing

KEYBOARD - Hardware used to enter errors into a computer.

DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out!

"...to the wolf with the red rose?"

Oh I saw the stop sign officer, It's YOU I didn't see

Bad or missing SYSOP, free files in all areas and CDROMs.

The best way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

oxymoron:  private E-mail

Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen. -Scotty

For as he thinks within himself, so is he.   --King Solomon

Veiled References: "Keeps his own counsel" (Socially dysfunctional).

FREE MARS!   Yes Yes I'll take a couple!

ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour.

Gender feminizts are statistically impaired

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