Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Apr 13 2023 01:01:26

I'm not married but my wife is.

Zaphod, I trust you as far as I could spit out a rat - Ford Prefect

Postage dew?  Not another damp letter!

question = '\xFF';  /* optimized Hamlet */

OXYMORON : Dry vermouth

We don't need prophets to tell us how to live; we can find out for ourselves by consulting what's actually there. - Ishmael, p.96

MOM'S HINT #307: Don't weep when the school bus takes them away.

Of course.  Evil is the meatiest role a good actor can play.

CEQ: Corrupt and Erase Queue

When all else fails, read the docs.

Money is a lousy means of keeping score.

Kill me.  Ki-i-ill me-e-e... -- Tom Servo

Commander Ho    k and Cadet Stimpy to the rescue

Think up your own tagline, okay?

Chekov on Klingons: Terrible table manners.

URA Redneck if: You've ever used a weed eater indoors.

You Klingon son, you killed my bastard!  No, wait, that's not it

Elsie and I are in love.  You cant stop it

Victim of a drive-by wedgie

WAYNE GRETZKEY - The Puck Stopped Here

A Wise man once said, "My name is Wise."

Playing "Achy Breaky Heart" on bagpipes doesn't improve either one.

"I think Ill assimilate a little something today"--Pooh of Borg

Jealousy and Astrology: Two things I never get involved with.

Oh, bother, said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.

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