Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Apr 02 2023 01:01:22

MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary domain.

We make mistakes, we clean 'em up. - Joe Dawson

FUNNY BOOK = Gangway!: Hedda Steam

Oysters & Rice Krispies make a poor breakfast at sea

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?                     Gifted!

Virtuous sex with a redhead is a *real* reward!!

Old people suck! huh uh huh - Butt-Head

Very large ants are giANT.

URA SysOp when foreplay involves sending a message

When sorrows come, they come not as single spies, but in battalions. - William Shakespeare

Everything expands to fill the available space

Quit your aimless clucking

A teddy bear by any other name is just as cuddly.

Oxymoron: One who does not know how to use pimple medicat

New Jersey: It's against the law to slurp your soup

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading

OK, so why isn't is spelled "Fonix"?

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Just in. UFO takes @FN@...More after the Hockey game.

UH-OH!!  I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!!  Ha ha

Paw prints on the ceiling.  Oh no, he found the catnip supply!

Oxymoron: random choice

ZAR: Zero Any Register

XM: eXclusive Maybe

Race it 'till it breaks, fix it, do it again!

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