Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Mar 27 2023 01:11:28

You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

Friends don't let friends drive MACs

Han: You know, sometimes I amaze even myself

O'Brien!! Beam them aboard! *KLONK* Good shot chief!

Lives we make never seem to ever get us anywhere but dead. --Soundgarden

The trouble with America is that so many political jokes get elected

Jewish Haiku <> Seven-foot Jews in the NBA slam-dunking! My alarm clock rings.

Virginity: And un-primed pump?

Nicolah, we cannot define our lives by mortal mores. - Janette

oxymoron:  faulty logic

Keyboard: used to enter errors into system

Question Authority

A huge number two pencil! - Crow on missile nosecone

Do I have to stop and pee every time I see the sign: " WET FLOOR " ?

Quick, press another key!

*  <-- Tribble  *L.   *  <-- Tribble playing golf

OFFLINE 1.52  "Dr. Faustus, call your service."

New TV shows come in one color ... Mediocher!

JABBA - WYSBYGI:  What You See Before You Get It

Use your own hair brush, Tom bristled.

Keep Finland tidy, shoot the tourist!

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients, but we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me

Bequeath your wheels to some destitute vehicle.

Oxymoron:  regular random

Zipped or Unzipped - THAT is the Question

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