Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Mar 21 2023 01:01:28

Lockoblanko -The inability to remember your combination after vacation

Uh.. that was fully intentional. Really!

Zoom users of the World : unite

Lobotomies for Republicans - It's the Law!

Space the final frontier ... Wait, did you say FIVE YEARS?

Hear about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery? One fortunate cookie

Dial 000, and make a cop come.

"I should've died with my crew." - Commodore Matt Decker

When you lick a slug your tongue goes numb.

Bad command or file name.   Go stand in the corner.

A face without freckles is like a night without stars.

ORGASM.HER not found. Action: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake?

Help! I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe.

Nothing can be made foolproof - fools are so disingenuous!

The actor have a mighty interesting contract. The first clause disallows me to read any of the others

HOMEOPATHS do it in potency.

Justice is dispensed with sometimes in the court system.

"It could indeed be something much worse than a wolf"

No legacy is so rich as honesty.   (Shakespeare)

I can remember when nobody thought 300 baud was slow.

Shirley Manson of Garbage: World's most dangerous redhead!

Power corrupts.  Absolute power though is kinda neat

Love got a hold on me, ain't no doubt.

What happened to the dream sublime

ZAP: Zero and Add Packed

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