Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Mar 04 2023 00:01:22

Dog Gaskets: Black stuff that collects around an elderly dog's mouth.

XEROX never comes up with something original

Xyzzy  --  nothing happens

A kids idea on science: "Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water."

A guy can't live on head alone

The Bible Belt is often caught unbuckled

Veni, Vidi, Chichi     --  I Came, I Saw, I Had Capuccino

I found the ARROW keys, now where is the BOW key?

ROA #111. Treat people in your debt like family.  Exploit them.

Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies! -- Joel Robinson

Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.

Never share your foxhole with someone braver than you are

Vulcans go to movies, but they don't enjoy them.   --The Magian

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! That Was Nice!!!!!!

He never mentioned that his family was this important. -- Kirk

Feminists see with only one eye, the left.

Nixon in '96: he's pallid, he's rested, he's ready!

You won't find a Rubber Chicken's pictutre at the Post Office.

KENTUCKY: five million people, fifteen last names.

Equality includes equal hazing--or equal training in survival skills.

JABBA Ä RSN:  Real Soon Now

They have a book that lists locations and the such.

She always flirts with the butcher...Playing for bigger steaks

Minnesota - Where the elite meet the sleet.

PROMISCUOUS HACKERS share resources.

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