Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Feb 25 2023 00:01:30

Reality will be less painful than usual today

Be brave, be true, stand.

My name's Friday of Borg. Just the assimilation, ma'am

She's so old, she was the moderator on the ark

Russia has abolished God, but so far God has been more tolerant. -- John Cameron Swayze

Methodist by birth, Pagan by choice

Gas, Grass or Ass -- Nobody Rides for Free

First it was tax the rich, now it is bait and switch!

Politicians: lawyers who don't inhale.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.   (Shakespeare)

Vanilla Ice to Bill Gates at Intel:  MICROSOFT WORD TO YOUR MOTHERBOARD!

My God How Wonderful Thou Art

MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.

Old style, you roll over and go to sleep. - Ivanova

Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated--it is your destiny.

Roy Rogers' lawyer; "Happy triiiiiaals to you..."

Go, lemmings, go!

KORFBALL PLAYERS do it with the other sex.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. L.Long

Politicains hide themselves away...they only started the war~~WAR PIGS~~Black Sabbath

URA Redneck if your entertainment is a 6-pack and a bug zapper

Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf

Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rai

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.     --Jeff Valdez

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