Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Feb 23 2023 00:01:24

XUXA - A variety program for children and adults

Rush Limbaugh: Every Republican homosexual's dream date!

Congress:  You earn it. We overspend it. You owe us more. Any questions?

I need a drink. Water, straight up. - Garibaldi

Remote computing does not mean a mouse with a 9 foot cord.

Remember, the current burger wars are making tacos cheap!

That's not line noise - My modem's speaking in tongues!

Hold back the Secrets, Take back the Memories

IBM: Invented By Murphy

Multitasking:  3 XTs and a chair with wheels

Zmodem has softer blocks and tighter ASCII

Oxymoron: Data processing

Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors -work

A theater manager is always ready, Tanya! Shanda

Very funny, Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!

Welcome to Con-Sleaze-Co! -- Tom Servo

Unpopular Bible Fact: Crossbreeding cattle is forbidden. (Lev. 19:19)

oxymoron:  intense apathy

Oh, mama. I feel like the last candy bar at the fat farm. - Modo

Kitman's Law:  Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the<>TV screen

Rex Barney of Borg: You have been assimilated. _Thank_ yoooooou!

Vjerujte meni i Tudjmanu. (c)Alija Izetbegovic

Veterans are predictable, it's the replacements that are dangerous

Firmware:  Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it

May all your tribbles be little ones

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