Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Feb 22 2023 00:01:28

* <- Tribble     <- Snake Tribbles

Keep your eyes open before marriage, half shut afterwards

Lissen Up, Ya Lousy Bum - Muddy Mudskipper

Life: When you delete a file today & need it tomorrow.

URA Redneck if hail hits your house...you take it to the body shop

"Don't be so dysfunctional, mom." - Calvin

I remember every fact I am exposed to. - Data

Dislexics of the world, UNTIE!

Look, I could use some privacy. - O'Brien

Whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

OFFLINE 1.50  "Floppy not detected. Formatting hard drive

Quid pro quack: Something for a phoney.

Let everything with breath praise the LORD

My Computer is down...Should I shoot it?

Xibo is evil!  In a good way, though

Unable to close BLOUSE.ZIP...replace floppies and retry

URA Redneck if your front license plate has "Foxy Lady" in airbrush.

Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.

Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

Elephant - Mouse Built to Governent Specs

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.  -- Lily Tomlin

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

Off like...your mother's undies.

Krueger's Observation: A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government

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