Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Feb 16 2023 00:01:28

Childhood sometimes does pay a 2nd visit to man; youth never.

ERROR IN APATHY CIRCUIT: HONESTLY, DON'T EVEN BOTHER HITTING ANY

Pssst - want some Romulan Ale, cheap?

Helm: It's not a funhouse, it's a tabernacle of terror

Cerwin-Vega! - Would somebody please turn that music up!

A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordian any day.

Just don't say something, stand there!

Nosen Picken, Finger Flicken, Window Sticken, Fahrvergnugen - me

Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.

The engines can't take much more of this, boomed Geordi

You mean there are BBS's that AREN'T run by drunks?

A saint is a dead sinner revised and edited.

Best file compression utility around:  "DEL *.* " = 100% compression

Die Hard: With the Bases Loaded and Nobody Out

ZAPPA: She didn't like it when her fanbelt shrunk and got shorter

FUNNY BOOK = Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters

Youknowitsreallyveryhardtobecreativewhenyouonlyhaveseventyonecharacter

Virtue, perhaps, is nothing more than politeness of soul. - Honore de Balzac

Yellow + Pink = Clinton

A yarn monster! - Crow on shaggy alien beast

Q:Try this toupee Picard. P:(Phaser ZAP!!)NEVER!!%$#^%^#%NO HAIRIER

Ohh, Mr. Byron, don't be such a big girl's blouse! -Mrs. Miggins

Zathras can never have anything *nice*! - Zathras

Have you hugged a Genealogist today?

Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead. -Melchett

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