Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Feb 13 2023 00:13:46

Bat tribble: ^*^

You're late, even from your own funeral. - Moneypenny (Y.O.L.T.)

"I'm afraid the others did not recover." Ocampa Doctor

Cat:    Don't fish swim south for the winter? Kryten: That's birds, sir. Cat:

Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

Korfball players do it with the other sex

Q: Where have all the flower children gone?  A: The White House!

Remember when potato had an E and haircuts were six bucks

Ura Redneck if, Your kids have a three-day-old Kool-Aid mustache.

"Coffee, tea, monstercoffee, tea, monster..." -Dot

OMEN, n.  A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.

Welcome to the Zen Hotel

Looking for a starterpistol with a silencer.

Just another Fido Puppy..woof!

You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces!

Zaphod's just this guy, you know?- Gag Halfront

Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult

Restrictor Plate (n): Chastity Belt for Intake Manifolds

Sanity is relative . . . but not one of mine!

Use the manual override to open the doors! - Intendant

CNN Headlines: CIA uses taglines to transport coded messages

"Bother," said Pooh as the parasite ate it's way into his brain

Please keep honking...I need a second to reload.

Veni, vidi, VCR:  I came, I saw, I dubbed

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