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Date : Sat Jan 21 2023 00:01:26

I want you to take a good close look at these things, Doc! - DeSalle

Headlines: If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Book Title: Party On, Dude: Jill Out

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Yo mama so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial!

Q: What do you call a golden retriever? A: A smart blonde!

Error reading @F: I)gnore, F)lame, T)witfile?

Now you're Laughing

Just the other day I.........no, wait.......that wasn't me

Next on TALES FROM THE CRYPT: I WANNA BURRY A LIGHTHOUSE

Guns - today's leading cause of statistics !

Nobody understands Quantum Mechanics. The IDIOT who posted this doesn't!

You can stop being useless now - the crisis has passed

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Beginning of the End? Already?! It just started! - Mike

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My other computer is another Amiga.

IIn God we trust -- all others require a credit check.

Pros are those who do their jobs even when they don`t feel like it.

Shrews do it vindictively.

Pillsbury doughboy dating fresh Crumpet- The STAR!

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1"

A dead woman bites not. -- Gray

Garibaldi Is it Babylon 5 or Babble On 5?

One who commands lawfully must be obeyed

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