Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Jan 02 2023 00:07:20

Pessimistic Borg: "Assimilation is futile."

Koje sranje, bas sam mogo da napisem jos jednu poruku.

Some of you may not return.. the rest of you definitely won't -Yakko

Doesn't take a lot to amuse some people.

Jim, you don't ask The Almighty for his ID!

ZAPPA: Tax the churches!!!!!

When in doubt, ask somebody !

Masturbation: If you smoke when you finish, you're going way too FAST!!

Do not approach me unannounced! --Worf to Troi

URA Redneck if U're considered an expert on worm ranches

No need to be pessimistic. It wouldn't have worked anyway.

No longer a superhero! - MasterOfTheFlyingToupee

Pruning the Family Tree is NOT permitted! 

I typed this in for my carpal tunnel syndrome

God created Adam & Eve - not Adam & Steve.

Happiness: Seeing the moderator's picture on a milk carton

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

A bureaucracy can outwait anything.

Go soak your head - Hobbes

How come my taglines are funny, but yours STINK?

Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it. -- Alex Schure

Catch the Gold Wave!

Life...MTBF?

"Ensign. How do I get to Ten-Forward?" - Picard

Gen. Campbell was RIGHT!

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