Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Dec 28 2022 00:01:26

Join AAA-AA ... the car club for people who are driven to drink.

A garment may succeed!

Veja Du: The feeling that you have always been elsewhere before.

Documentation - The toilet paper of programming

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, Chuck?

URA Redneck if you don't like those 'new-fangled' people.

Quick! Bring the hammer! There's a fly on Geco's nose.

Hmmm...when was the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?

There have been several women who've given me heartache. But the pain you give me is farther down

URA Pagan Redneck if: you think Brooks and Dunn are the Gemini Twins.

Queens never make bargains

"Do you have a nipple... uh... CIGARETTE!" -- Tom Servo

TACT: Making guests feel at home when you wish they really were.

What was the greatest thing _before_ sliced bread?

Never say during sex: but you just started!!

Bloody Jesus, n. Israeli vodka served with thorns

XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):

You had a vasectomy, so I'll still be a virgin? No worries then.

Babylon 5---Our last, best hope for television SF.

Kindly present it to that monument in there. - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)

I love watching Full House! @!#$&$ NO CARRIER

"Is anyone still unclear as to the supper situation?

Ura Redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.

QOTD: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing

URA Redneck if you brother-in-law is also your uncle.

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