Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Dec 26 2022 00:07:24

Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time

PUNNY BOOK: Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for possessing pirated software

"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Klingon out of my hat!"

Euphemism Trek:  He's dearly departed, Jim!

"Boss's always in a good mood when the heroin arrives." -- Nelson

Jane!  Stop this crazy thing!  Jane!  Help!  Jaaaaaaaaaane!

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was quite surprised!

Does the name "Quasimoto" ring a bell?

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be taglines

She'll launch on time and she'll be ready! - Scotty

Useless Invention: Breathable space suit.

OXYMORON : Friendly takeover

Everything falls faster than an anvil

Planet Earth has been UNREGISTERED for 6,978,253,410.983 years.

Be friendly, Hawaiian style.  Give someone a lei!

Orville is actually a HUGE Rush Limbaugh fan.

Valiant Icatia was the last of the Sarpadian empires to fall

XT startup. Current date is Friday 01-04-1980.  04??  Friday???

Sector not Found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ire new navigator?

Fire!  Fire!  Your computer's on FIRE!

We're going to make a big change here! Mr. Becker

Old immortals never die, they justdon't.

"I want to know what makes that thing tick." Kirk

Jon is not going to be happy about this.  Garfield

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