Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Dec 23 2022 00:01:26

Somehow I can't imagine you ever being little, Bowler. -Brisco

A beautiful story.  It gets you right here, doesn't it? Q

Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, Sysop.

Virgin, n. - One who might be called a "notyeterosexual"

Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Scary: Green Dragon - Funny: Green Dragon in string bikini

A poor man's holodeck:  A tab of acid and a glass of water.

Ura Montanan if you use the wind to blow-dry your hair.

OFFLINE 1.52  "Fish and guests smell in three days."

HABIT, n.  A shackle for the free.

Cheap HMO: Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

ValuCom: Anything else is for the 12 year old rlies

* <- Tribble  >>>*> <- Steve Martin Tribble

Kermit the frog meets Xmodem the bird

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true

Luck: n,  A BITCH playing Cattle Futures.

Your neutrinos are drifting. þ Robin Leffler

Wait'll I find my sword!

"Loved, become better control, entire hope."  Jake

Put away the ocean and sweep up the wood. -- Auden

Cats: Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers

ping.....ping.....ping.....BURP! Six pack detected - and terminated!

Elf-Eating Giant Space Hamster.

Make like a bowel and move.

RATED (G) for GRIN

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