Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Dec 09 2022 00:01:22

Yo' momma's so old she played kick-ball with Jesus!

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come

Cry 'havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war.  J.C. 3.1.274

URINAL: The one place where all men are peers

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

Keep Cool, but Don't Freeze. -- Hellman's Mayonnaise

Yo' momma's so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs

URA Animaniac if your mailing address is "Water Tower, CA".

ZEOW: Zero Every Other Word

You're out manned, out gunned, and out equipped - Riker

Elevator men do it up and down.

SPIFFY is as SPIFFY does.  -- |\/|ohammed Salami

This is HMAS Melbourne taglCRUNCH^@#!@$#NO CARRIER

Old men still remember how, they just don't remember WHY!

Save the plankton--eat a whale!

This tagline is just @TO@'s way of getting in the last word

"Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics." -Sun Tzu

Pagans are wary of large groups of Christians bearing torches.

Beer doesn't have a lawyer

You don't want Everything..... Where would you put it?

War is just menstruation envy!

ZAPPPP......<THUD>...Sorry nameless expendable crewman.

For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me. - Pooh

Kill What You Can't Understand.

Robot Roll Call:  Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo, Crooooooow!

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