Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Dec 02 2022 00:01:20

Death is denominated the extreme penalty

Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

What if there was a sexual revolution but no one came?

Death cures cancer.

XTalk - NetEast - Rockville, MD

A blond's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod!

Get a new car for your wife - if anyone will swap

Everybody's Special! That's what makes us Unique Individuals!

XRS! - You've got the right one baby!  Uh HUH!!

Was das Leben betrifft, sind wir alle Amateure

War is good for business.

Ollie ollie, ollie ollie ollie, ollie ollie incomplete, baby.

Theres noth'n more exciting than a dirty thought in a nice clean mind.

Connection Made.  Place $.25 in slot on top of monitor!

Death: God's tagline.

URA Redneck if: your all-time favorite movie is Cannonball Run.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account

Early to bed and early to rise makes people suspicious

Barney = Barney bashing tags

How clean you are!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? @FN@ cleaning the mouse!

You know it's a bad day when ... you put both contact lenses in the same eye

Xmas Carol >> Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up

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