Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Nov 09 2022 00:01:24

X XXX__ -_\/Xx@\\=//. (Embroidering with a cat in your arms)

Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks

Scanning C:\, DOS Found (D)elete, (F)ormat, (S)uicide?

FISH! FISH! Food of the gods! - Mr. Smarty Pants as The Fin

I tried and internal modem, but it hurt.

ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour.

DATA TRANSFER ERROR:  please remove cat from modem

OS/2 - It opens up Windows and shuts up Gates!

Look at him squirm out there! - Crow on space walk

MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The enemy never watches until you make a mistake

ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

Charles Dickens with 2 K's, the well-known Dutch author

I've just lost my happy thoughts for the evening. - The Stand

Lawyers wear tight collars to keep foreskin off their face

Someone blew out his pilot light.

"At ease before you hurt something." --Janeway

I am no longer young enough to know everything

Ever feel like the only tree in a dog kennel?

Utterings to All

JABBA Ä GMTA:  Great Minds Think Alike

Feminist lampshade - Made from 100% white male skin

May misfortune follow you all of your life, but never catch up

Free BANK with purchase of any Toaster

XC: Control of heading, altitude, and bladder

THIEVES do it with tools.

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