Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Oct 21 2022 01:01:26

Please don't leave, there's more demons to toast.

Yo' momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

I don't know where you get your delusions, Laser Brain

A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine. -- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy"

OXYMORON: Affordable luxury home

A man who sinks in a woman's arms, soon has his arms the woman's sink.

VAX: A very big PC peripheral.

>Actual Headlines: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Well what would you aim for if you had the biggest gun in the universe

Deep Space 9, Babylon 5

Leetch: Hated by Rangers bashers, and by message posters!

Zounds! madam, you had no taste when you married me! * Sheridan

Joy, another flame war... [hopefully not]

Vancouver: You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.

Let the good times roll!-Freddy Krueger

Book Title: Monkey Shines: Bob Boone

A:I'm a lawyer. B:Honest? A:No, the usual kind.

A little off the top? - Freddy Krueger

Book Title: It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic

PC Mapera chaiWIw itrwheels!loT

I love animals.... They taste good!

I am Canadian Because....I can pronounce SASKATCHEWAN.

Take a SysOp out to lunch; he's probably broke!

Zen Flying - You've got to -be- the plane

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? - The Joker

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