Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Oct 14 2022 01:01:18

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Can't talk to a man With a shotgun in his hand. - Carole King

Cattle in orbit - the herd shot round the world.

Mmmm...pecans with a very pleasant crunch. - Timon

I didn't hit it that hard.  It must have had a self-destruct. - Han

Yo mama's so stupid it takes her hours to cook minute rice.

(No point in letting anybody else get the blame... :->)

ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug someone with it? - M. Devine Computer Science 340

OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals

Multitasking

Be kind to everyone you talk with. You never know who's going to be on the jury

Newest PSYCH Disease: Politition Deficiency Disorder

A computer's attention span is only as long as its extension cord.

Go aheadsay somethingamuse your friendsboth of 'em

CURSOR: What you become when your computer crashes

Make love, not war; be prepared for both

Genius does what it must, talent does what it can

They may not kill us, but my driving might. - Mike Donovan, V

Veni, Vidi, VD...I came, I saw, I caught a disease.

Voice(Lynn_Minmei) = fingernails + Black(board);

Stay back!  I have a modem and I don't know how to use it!!!

I'll reply to you when I get the Adlib

Ura Redneck if your dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade

Veni, Vedi, Verboten. I came, I saw, I got thrown off the echo.

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