Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Sep 26 2022 01:14:34

Just smilin' and dialin' my life away

Jim Brady relied on the Government for his safety

I like a man who's crazy about me.

XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

Oh No, Not A Shock To The Shamies!!

A man's guess is more accurate than a woman's certainty.

URA Redneck if family reunions are good places to pick up women.

Code.  Zero.  Zero.  Zero.  Destruct.  Zero. - Kirk

HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that ancients catalogued under many heads.

virus, virii, viriii, viriv, virv, virvi, virvii..

Do not disturb.  I'm already quite disturbed, thank you.

A 3.5 inch hard is better than a 5.25" floppy.

Progress at best consists of replacing errors with more subtle errors

Karinthy's Definition:  A bus is a vehicle that goes on the other<>side in the opposite direction

Quenching a swords temper in peasants has been outlawed.

I apologise for being late, Captain. Delenn

Don't pay the ransom ... I've escaped

Useless Invention: Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.

What if I slipped in the shower?..Oh my god, I'd be killed! -- Homer

Fishermen do it with their rods.

You may be redneck if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.

FIDO lie #IV      There is no such thing as line noise.

QL.COM not loading.  DEL NBC? [Y/N]

Love your fellow man in every way the law allows.

Fiber Optics is NOT another new cereal!

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