Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Sep 10 2022 01:01:26

Unpopular Bible Fact: The Sabbath is SATURDAY.  (numerous references)

Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.

Yo' momma's so stupid she got a bowl when told it was chilly outside

Distance: The only thing the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep

There is no knowledge that is not power

Lab Law #5:  Hydrochloric acid looks just like water.

Just someone I met at the Quick Dial Bar

COMPUTER ONE BBS....Always free internet E-MAIL

Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"

I have become comfortably numb.

ZAPPA: Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow

Quartet: where all four think the other three can't sing.

Living is an art. It's not bookkeeping. It takes a lot of rehearsing for a man to be himself. - William Saroyan

Ura Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.

Clinton lost touch with the American public a *LONG* time ago.

Oxymoron: civil war

Khan: "I KNOW you!"    Chekov: "No you don't, it's another YATI!"  :-)

More For Your Money  - By Max Amize

Ye Shall Seek Me, And Find Me, When Ye Shall Search For Me With All Your Heart !!

System Error Unable to Locate  Coffee  and Smokes... Operator Halted!!

Elevator men do it on all floors

"For everything, ask `what is it, in itself.'" -- Hannibal Lector

Cheer up -- if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your student loan to *anybody*

Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv. Al Bundy

Very funny Mr. Scott -- Now beam up my clothes

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