Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Sep 03 2022 01:01:28

Victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.

Not bird, nor turd, not even frog, just little ol' me, Underdog.

Needing a man is like needing a parachute.  If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't need him again

Vineburg's Law of Specifications: "True" MTBF = MTBF%1000

Gravestones cheer the living; they're no use to the dead

Wayne has no Elvis in him.

My God is changeless in his love for me, and he will come and help me. - Psalm 59:10

For sale: 9-volt smoke alarm with silencer

Quid pro quirk: Something for a weirdo.

XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):

Confuscious say:He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck

Ko se kompjutera masi, od njega i gine !

GOVMENT.SYS corrupted - hold General Election (Y/n)?

Equatt - The pasttime of trying to balance the light swit

VTBNL (Victim to be named later) <aw>

Sit FIDO, SIT I said. That's a good boy.

No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking. - Mark Twain

WANTED:  Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Edison!!!  Watch out for that gate........<CRASH!>  (Never mind!)

False appearance of fine speech

Don't tell him. He might crack. - Slappy Squirrel

Ferengi RoA # 21: Never place friendship above profit.

SYSOP-System Operator

BAF: Blow All Fuses

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