Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Aug 31 2022 01:01:28

Q - Why does a cow wear a bell?ã  A - Its horns don't work

zeal, n.: Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick

Old Movie-New Star: "Body Of Evidence" - Thomas Nagochi

Most men never get much older than twelve.

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A sneeze.  Billions and billions of snot particles. -- Tom Servo

Nanotechnology...you've heard of it haven't you?

Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability. - Flower A. Newhouse

Speaking clocks DO IT on the third stroke.

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Politician: reason why close relatives shouldn't breed

Many people lose their tempers by seeing you keep yours

Kentucky Fried Palukoo - More Dumsticks In Every Box!

Those could be *anybody's* tiger tracks - Hobbes

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming

Even in death, some people remain in our hearts.

*  <- Tribble    #     <- Tribble after Borg assimilation.

Gell-Mann's Dictum:  Whatever isn't forbidden is required.

Look at that vein! Looks like a piece of pasta! - Tom

"Bother" said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood

>Actual Headlines: Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Bad Band Name #402: Dayglow Abortions

Q: What does a blonde say after sex? A: "So, are you all on the same team?

FOR SALE: set of morals, not used, will sell cheap

Well, you're a *wuss* raider! -- Joel Robinson

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