Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Aug 25 2022 01:01:26

"Give him a handkerchief or something." Quark

We survive.  That's our gig, survival. -- Shakespeare

A hit! A most palpable hit! - William Shakespeare

Xywrite: Not For Corporate Types ! Let 'em eat WP

X-Windows is a terminal disease.

New Mousepad: marriage certificates. (perennial favorite)

XRS ..the "uncola" of QWK readers!

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree

Rush Limbaugh - just like a tattoo... gets under your skin.

"I must be Bad and all things left!!"

"It pokes, it skewers, it.. err... pokes!" - Mutant Raccoon

I bet she crawled away to have kittens - Crow

I've got those four pesky little ounces hanging on since Christmas.

Don't ever open the drive door when the disk is s)  p)  i)  n)  n)  i)  n) g).

FIDO lie #VII     Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.

CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.   

How does a blond try to kill birds?  Throw them off a cliff.

I want a car the color of dirt!

What orators lack in depth they make up in length.

My little trolls! - Dr. Forrester to Mike & Bots

Vegetarians eat vegetables:  beware of humanitarians...

A Cardassian groin protector is still no defence against Kira!

Kissing  --  A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.

don't open your eyes you won't like what you see

Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fists!

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