Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Aug 22 2022 01:09:26

NEWSFLASH:  Guillotine operators get severance pay

I just can't help myself

Ketch:  Disagreeable clause in boat-purchase contract.

I can't flirt with students. Castle denizens are fair game, though... ;)

Playing doctor and nurse, it can be good for your health.

TRAFFIC DEAD RISE SLOWLY

She'd be so right to hold me tonight

Yesterday is but a reflection of tomorrow

Computer, how many crewmen are unaccounted for? - Janeway

Big Bucks, No Whammies!

Bicyclists DO IT with chains

XXXXXX: on a Mercedes.

Resistance sucks! --Butthead of Borg.

No one on earth can hurt you, unless you accept the hurt in your own mind

Habla Escargole...I'm Bilateral!

Hey Beavis, would you skate with him? huh huh

God first made woman and then made beer to atone for his mistake

A blowhard Air Force major was promoted to colonel and was

Give me computers, or give me death!

Have you bugged your Sysop today?

PHHHHHHHRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!! <- Heard while stealing a tagline

Ura Redneck if you have a subscription to Hound Dogs Today

Oh, hi.  Didn't see you standing there.

Practice safe Sax. Don't share your mouthpiece

every program can be reduced to one instruction that doesn't work

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