Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Aug 12 2022 01:01:18

FUNNY BOOK = The Empath: Ophelia Sadness

Guy: Cows are a lot like people * Tom: They're sinners!

MARCHING BAND MEMBERS do it on the field.

Calm down, Ensign.  Exactly WHICH button did you push?

Q: Where do Irish yuppies live ? A: Lepracondominiums !

Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul

Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.

Shareware author dies:  .GIF at eleven!

WOMAN.ZIP: Lovely program, lousy documentation.

Victoria's Secret is that she likes to dress like a slut

Perot for president..  Of the Ferengi!

They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God! -- The Blues Brothers

Yo Mama so stupid, she gets lost in thought.

Sprinklers are not sex toys

May great Cthulhu rise and eat you, David Rawsthorne.

Never say during sex: you've got to be kidding me

*    <- Tribble    @*@  <- The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot

I'm a genetic mutant and I'm ok

A "Bobbit" snowstorm: About 4 inches on the ground

Ura Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.

Zero: the space left after installing OS/2.

Me?  A skeptic?  Can you prove it?

* <- Tribble  *** *** *** <- Tribbles with hula hoops

Voyager: The Fourth Coming of Star Trek!

You want to know what a bonehead is?  Go ask a Mike Tetrault!

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