Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Jul 31 2022 01:01:26

Powered by that rarest of all substances..FISH HAIR! -Prof. MonkeyHead

Kinky: Using a Feather. Perverted: Using the chicken!

Beavis: Hey Butthead!  These things cost money!

Now all I want to know is how to go. I've tasted blood and I want more

Carpe diem........ complain daily

Jesse Jackson: The Disk Crash of political candidates.

We've replaced the Dilithium with Foldgers crystals

Every town we entered became a town we left.

Let's get rowdy!

I need to work on my salesmanship.  - - Calvin

Gossip:  knife of the party.

Garibaldi: "Don't do anything stupid."  Sheridan: "Too late."

<<<<<Don't panic.. it's only a virus>>>>>

Xerox never comes up with anything original

Zoologists do it with animals.

Lie: It looked a different color. (I forgot my glasses.)

IBM: Inveigled By Microsoft.

Where this would be considered straight text.

Did anybody bring marshmallows? - Janet Reno

"I'm an American Citizen, I just lost my papers." -Alien

ERROR: reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one? (Y/N)

I broke my dog from begging for food at the table. I let her taste it.

Then it felt like somethin' jumped up an' bit me. - Forrest Gump

Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.

XT5000 Ramjet Super-Configured Ltd. Edition -Tom on robot

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