Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Jul 30 2022 01:01:30

Magic users are WIMPS!

People who live in a golden age complain that everything looks yellow

More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!

Que sera, slenderize: What will be, is on a diet.

The next thing you know, BAM! THEY'RE bouncing up and down on the bed.

XO: Execute Operator

I'm a modest person and Damned proud of it!

I had no shoes and I pitied myself.  Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. -- Dave Barry

He played A sax Had no B.O. But his whiskers scratched So she let him go. - Burma Shave

That crossed the line from ironic coincidence to evil omen

Zip it, son.  I'll handle this. -- Col. Potter to Hawkeye

Fine:  Tax for doing wrong.    Tax:  Fine for doing fine.

"I am sure your ancestors are always with you"---George S. Patton

Locked my coathanger in the car.  Good thing I had a key!

Real Users are afraid they'll break the machine -- but they're never afraid to break your face

Oo-ee-Oo-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang

Quick!...What's another word for thesaurus?

RRAAAAWWWRRR!

Just stay out of the way. Doctor

##### can Guess the quoter and tagline formats for each message.

Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

Re-industrialize the USA

No, it's not another QWK reader... It's *THE* tagline manager!

You're lucky, _he's_ lucky, /I'm/ lucky, we're *all* lucky! --Magenta

Sex is nobody's business but the pile o'people involved

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