Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Jun 25 2022 01:01:36

foiling felons and thwarting thieves... - DarkWing Duck

Take pleasure in the little things!

I don't ever wanna feel, like I did that day... -RHCP

How to get even with a gynecologist:  Throw your voice.

Some days I feel like I'm just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

Graduate Of The B.A.T.F. School of Firefighting.

Simple.  Change the gravitational constant of the universe. - Q

* <- Tribble  # <- Borg assimilated Tribble

A man should keep friendships in constant repair. -- Johnson

Yo' momma's so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund

"MMMPHMPH," said Pooh, leaning his head out the window

No one attacks me with impunity

Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY ($349/min)

When WINDOWS grows up it wants to be an OS/2!

Jello, n. - Kool-Aid with an erection

Quayle Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant

They're coming to take you away, ha ha!

Well, maybe you're a dancer, and maybe I'm the King of Old Siam.

My little deuce coupe, you don't know what I got. 

Person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt person doing it. --Chinese proverb

Question authority!  (But raise your hand first.)

KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver

Thank you, thank you, thank you and f*ck you. - Leary

Baby Borg: Isn't he the c

Mr. Poopy-Pants...Incontinence Super Hero.

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
 * Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

.