Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Jun 10 2022 01:01:30

Oxymoron:  random choice

Even God lends a hand to honest boldness. - Menander

That was *retract* plank, not *remove*. -- Picard

One damn minute, captain!-Spock

A tautology is a thing which is tautological.

Emerald eyes I see you somewhere, why you're eyes so blue

Give me peanut butter and nobody gets hurt!

XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification

Law of Combat - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

*    <- Tribble    .    <- Tribble on Dexitrim

Klingons do not surrender their weapons! - Lursa

You may be redneck if you take a bath only once a week.

Ooo, it smells like Coleman Francis in here - Mike as dog

Excuse me - but HOW do you spell EMT ????

Denver: it's illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your neighbor.

What difference does a day in age make?

NICE TRYYYY!!" -Calvin's Mom

This line is subject to change wihout notice

"Children can be queer about their animals." - Into the Woods

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Live fast, die young, and you'll leave a good looking corpse.

Ura Montanan if your truck is hitting its "prime" at 100,000 miles.

When I die I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather did – not like the screaming passengers in his car

Just  "Say NO" to tag lines.

Ura Redneck If Ur checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

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