Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Jun 04 2022 01:01:32

"Bother," said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.

PSYCHIATRISTS do it for at least fifty dollars per session

Yo' momma's so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

You can learn a lot about people by their luggage

Genius is the capacity of evading hard work. Hubbard

Constant change is here to stay; It will never die.

God loves longhairs.  Just look at the strength he gave Samson.

Death to All Who Oppose Right to Life!

USURERS do it with high interests

Nations fall to corporations

 * <- Tribble  *. <- Tribble droppings

Damn the documentation - Full speed ahead!!

You may be redneck if you refer to your truck as "The Love Machine."

Venerial Deseases by Rotchyerkakoff

Go to Hooters and play D00M

Run for your life!  There's a million angry hornets coming! - Calvin

Get a clue, sir! Grow a brain! - Tom to ape leader

Main Menu: (L)eech files    (B)itch to Sysop    (D)rop Carrier.

Basic 4 food grps: junk, frozen, instant, carryout ---

The only thing shorter than a weekend is a holiday

Headline:  Snake bites lawyer and he dies

URA Redneck if you own a pair of "dress" boots

Robin... the Bat-shark repellent!!!

Mike's Vet & Taxidermy: Either way you get your dog back

Q - What do you give a seasick elephant?    A - Lots of room

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