Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon May 30 2022 01:11:44

Ze French Binary Cod‚ = 11¢111¢111¢11¢1

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For warm boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes.

More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing nothing, than by believing too much. - Phineas T. Barnum

Quickling a knight-errant without a ladylove

What are you in real life?

You can't win.  But there are alternatives to fighting. - Obi-Wan

Hickery, Dickery, Dock. Some chick was..er..never mind

GET ON THAT GROOVY TRAIN!!!

I'll top the cake with sugar, Tom said icily.

ZAPPPP......Gee, coulda sworn it was set to STUN!!

Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701

May the Gods grant me a pliant maiden, a swift horse and a stout sword.

ZAAAAAP! MEWWWWWWRRRRR! <- Cat paying attention.

UnZip, Expand, Explode, Inflate... What pervert came up with this?

URA Redneck if you have ever bought a used cap

Can't go out again until you return my straight jacket

You can't be meek in Texas.  It's a State Law

The Tin Can Cookbook - By Billie Gote

Just like I love 'em, short and sweet!

Uh-oh, more ping-pongs!

Veni, Vidi, Van Gogh:  I came, I saw, I...OUCH!  My EAR!!

A Limited Time Offer!   Whoops - time's up!

JB> It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the

The greater the man, the greater the crime.

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