Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri May 27 2022 01:01:28

Jedne noci ni sam ne znam koje, tvoje usne bice samo moje.

One of these days I'm going to start procrastinating

SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man.

Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum!

Don't say during sex:  Is that blood on the headboard?

PTL: Paw Those Labia

No matter how you jump and dance, The last two drops go in your pants

Masturbation: Can cause insanity

F.I.J.A.G.H.

ZEN BUDDHISTS do it because they don't want to do it because they want to do it

kilohertz:  Mortal injuries.

The spoils of war:  Army food.

X: The truth is out there.

Elephant : a mouse built to government specs.

ERROR #0014:  LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.  --Mother Teresa

A husband who gets breakfast in bed, is usually in the ho

Janet Reno - safe from advances if she cooked naked in a lumber camp

ZIPPY does it on his lunch break.

Rien de ce qui est humain ne m'est tranger!

My dear.....you should not _be_ here. - Winn

Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

I've really got to stop replying to taglines

Don't take life to seriously, because you will never get out of it alive

Ravens: Proof that Harley-Davidson shouldn't design emblems! *

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