Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Apr 12 2022 01:01:38

I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session

So, she's *not* a unitarian? -- Crow T. Robot

Government Denies Knowledge. - X-Files

No: Bimodem doesn't mean your modem is gay.

Bad day: You borrow on your VISA to pay your MASTERCARD.

Ever found a couch in a men's room?

Often incorrect, but never uncertain

Researchers think they have found a cure for baldness.  This better not be junk science or there will be more hell toupee. 

Problem System, Please be Patient.

Sir, the Bullitt is not responding.

El gato, e'moto a'moto! - Crow

Form follows function. - Louis Henri Sullivan

 Welcome to Dante's!  Which level of Hell will you be visiting today?

XT for sale:  see Marine Supplies Conference

Rush Limbaugh :Doesn't have all the pens in her plotter.

A friend is a present that you can give yourself!

How to have a Hormonious Honeymoon - New pamphlet for Newlyweds

Don't handicap your kids by making their lives too easy

Zmodem Stooges: Nak Nak Nak

Videla zaba da se konj potkiva, pa i ona nogu digla

Can bankers count?  Eight windows and only four tellers?

A long and bloody history of hatred and evil, well preserved

Getting ready to call it a night? - Quark

Up your Nose with a rubber hose!

FUNNY BOOK = How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock

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