Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Apr 01 2022 01:01:30

Like me, huh?  Stealing your own taglines

Zo true, mein freund, but ve haff our vays

I gotta me a lobotomy.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads

Yo' momma's so dark if she cut herself she would smoke!

Vagina:  Heart trouble.

ZEBRA:  A sports-model Horse!!!

Nothing was ever accomplished by a reasonable person.

Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning

Pacup your Tribbles in your old kit bag

You[PETA] saved all these minks_they were all dead in 24 hours!-Ted N

Computers are machines for amplifying human errors

Left lane must turn right.

A ^Merry^ Messy Kweznuz

Zaphod Beeblebrox was amazingly good at his job. - HHGTTG

Jurassic Park accidentally clones Barneys...world doomed!

Zathras is finite. YOU are finite. "N" is wrong letter

Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Orville? Orville Bullitt where are you?!

Let 'em jump. If there's a million already, they don't need ME!

"Bother," said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow.

Hello everyone except Homer. - Selma

Zorch would be a good choice because it's a lot of chocolate.

YES, this is my Truck; NO, I will not help you Move !

Give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!

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