Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Mar 29 2022 01:01:26

RAM DISK is *NOT* an installation procedure...

Oh freddled gruntbuggly

When they circumcised Jesse Helms, they threw away the wrong part.

What time does the midnight show start?

Have gun, have fun! Trigger happy

Yo'momma teeth so yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread!

You can't cross a large chasm in two small jumps

Veni, Vidi, Mussolini...I came, I saw, I got conquered.

X rays are a hoax. - Lord Kelvin, physicist, c. 1900

BBS: A device used to triple your phone bill.

Know thyself.  If you need help, call ASIO.

Want to meet new people?  Pick up the wrong golf ball

Knowledge comes but wisdom lingers.

When the Angel of Death comes knocking, you can't run out back.

Never Open a Can of Worms Unless You Plan to Go Fishing.



A beer never has a headache.

Kill'em All ... Let God Sort Them Out.

Psychic Convention. If you belong there, you will KNOW when and where.

Expect the quest to break your heart at least once. <D Carradine>

Scandal, like hypocrisy, is bipartisan

There will now be a whopping great intermission

Zackary reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.

Monday is *NOT* user-friendly

Kevin Karmann could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

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