Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Mar 27 2022 01:01:22

Last words: "Who's bringing up the rear?"

A skunk walks into a bar and he says, "Hey where did everybody go?"

X-files Gillian Anderson is expected to present the cheque

That which does not kill me better run away damn fast!

Safe Sex, n. - Masturbating wearing a condom

Don't be so happy to see me. -- Quark

We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite - Murray Walker

Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a Tagline.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted.

Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt.

Mixed emotions: When your kid gets an "A" in Sex Education.

My psychotherapist says I'm getting better...No really!

XGA users, it's time to upgrade.

You take him to Doctor Sniff.- Arthur, to Tick, about Speak the rodent

XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!!

'tis the season to be punny.

VirusScan : MS Windows found. Delete (Y/y)?

Uh oh! The movie has a Surgeon General's warning - Crow

Famous last words: Hic! I'm sober as a jug.

File not found. Remember, you just erased it.

Killing people is bad.Unless it's in self defense.But not if it's euthanizing someone in pain.Unless they're on death row.But not if it's a fetus.Except during war or if it's gay or Islam.Unless...

FORTRAN ist kein notwendiges šbel. FORTRAN ist nicht notwendig

Hardware: The parts you kick

RUSSIAN: person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul.

Shikkari shinasai, Priss!  Don't let them get you!

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