Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Mar 20 2022 01:01:30

Liberal's 1st Amendment: "Free speech for me but not for thee."

# 02: Get a good spell checker.

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

The only real winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is the lightning that does the work.     --Mark Twain

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He's Teflon brain (nothing sticks).

A monster! -Dot's pet

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Ensign Walnut cautiously approaches Dr. Crusher.

Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death

Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd

"Bother," said Pooh,and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95!

Keep a firefighter warm in winter. Take him to bed.

Yo' momma's like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!

Everything always takes longer than you think.

BBS Lingo: FOMC: Falling Off My Chair (laughing)

"Hardware"..The part you kick,.."Software" The part the machine kicks!

What? They show other stuff BESIDES Animaniacs on TV?? Wow!

Play you BBS Crash? OK, you go first#^#$ NO CARRIER

Def: Camping (n): See Heat Stroke, Mud, and Insects

Law of Combat - When in doubt - empty your magazine.

My favorite color?  Red.  No, BluAAAAAHHH!

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