Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Mar 17 2022 01:01:22

Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!

When you discover you are dead, avoid driving a car.

Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we? - Bloom County

The difference between a fool and a criminal is that a fool

God created man - Smith & Wesson made 'em equal.

A dirty mind is a wonderfully fun thing!

*    <- Tribble    *}-- <- Tribble with Lance

Q. Why do women have arms? A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

Most of today's real Patriots are on file with the FBI or ATF

(c) 1994 All rights wronged unless left.

Flash!  Tom Chorlton arrested for molesting wombats!

JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits

Zen Crafters -- enlightenment in about one hour

Next time, MY way

The enemy is fear.  We think it is hate; but, it is fear.<Gandhi>

Fun:  work that's *your* idea

Rotten Apples do not grow on trees...they are only sold in computer stores.

A)bort download session

CONFUCIOUS SAY: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night

Error failure: Feasibility of another error is currently being evaluated

Ladies, I know Tung Fu.

X rays are a hoax. - Lord Kelvin, physicist, c. 1900

Education is the progressive discovery of ignorance.

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". So she turned around an drove home

Use the Force, Orville!

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