Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Feb 10 2022 00:01:32

Sometimes I miss my wife, but my aim's getting better!

Law of Christmas Decorating:  The outdoor lights that tested<>perfectly indoors develop burn-outs as soon as they are strung on<>the house

They told me to get a life -- I got a computer instead.

(irc)<kheitman> nk: I thought of you when the cat went stiff

The perfect odd couple: A deaf man and a blind woman.

Oxymoron: Congressional Action.

UH LIKE WALK -- LA Traffic Signal

UNIX When words fail you.

Slower traffic keep right. Is that really so difficult?

Diplomacy: Saying nice dog while reaching for a chainsaw

Sam Houston Institute of Technology

Hebrew - Macho glass of beer

Batman Wish List:  Helena Bonham Carter as Poison Ivy.

Emoticon:  :-S     User just made an incoherent statement

Gears changed while you wait

You're a NetHack addict if... you think about thieves as a l(eprechaun) (or if slash'em-ish, dwarf thieves).

Viva la /dev/null !  Long live /dev/null !   /dev/null forever !

Your married with children, you'll never be free Al Bundy

Now, dribble-dick, do your worst.

URA Redneck if: You consider the fifth grade your senior year.

I'd forgotten you could be like this.             * Jamie

VOMIT: Such a wretched subject!

Mountaineers are always free.

Last time I heard being alive was not a crime.

File not found A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with large hammer

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