Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Feb 07 2022 00:28:48

"Ensign, report to transporter for away team duty."

Rule of Acquisition #60: Keep your lies consistent.

What zero mathematician made 1 A.D. come after 1 B.C.?

I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Laura on the UFO.

Beating the crap out of Pernell Roberts - Mike

My Lost Causes:                    Noah Veil

Let's look at the record. - Al Smith

Keep it simple. - H. Jackson Brown Jr

Looking for a window to throw Windows 3.1 disks through!

Oh, its a time consuming hobby !

"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Meth to stay awake in class

RAF STANDS FOR  REAL AIR FORCE

Quis custodiet iposos custodes?       - Who watches the Watchmen?

He who laughs last owns an IBM compatible!

Fleeing into the woods

"Candle-Vaulting"  - By Jack B. Nimble

Def: Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.

Peace is nothing but a pause between the wars. -- Simon Killian

Sysoping Not just an adventure, it's a job..

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it

Variables won`t;  constants aren`t;  dummies can't.

Lisp hackers  have to be bound to do it

"Just keep my martini cool." - 007

Schoolhouse Rock: I'm just a bill.  Yes, I'm only a bill...

Wanna pull up that police car footage? - Tom

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