Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Jan 18 2022 00:01:34

Unix?  I can't even do ONE thing at once.

Can I borrow some of my henchman's experience points ? Well why not?

I tried to cc this to you, but it said

K*#~)$K aj838 *f#*DHey cat!  <SMACK>....and stay OFF my keyboard!

Zzz Yawn Blink The World?  Huh? I didn't hear the question

Just because you think I'm telepathic doesn't mean that I am. Oops

A revolution is legal if it succeeds. (Jon Thorlaksson)

Zaphod Beeblebrox in `96! Two heads are better than one!

"Bother," said @F, as he read yet another '@F' tagline

"I'll go backas soon as I can play the piano again!" -- Jesus

"Go screw yourself!"   "I'd rather have help."

Napoleon sat here and blew his Bonaparte.

That'll holdem awwighthahahahahaha. -- Elmer Fudd

Now go and change your armour!

X/\X<e XXXX XXXXvXCX; i'XXX X\X()X XXXSXXXG XXXX.

Note the look on its face as Orville runs away.

Give me a ticket on that ship

Boot Sector Not Found! Wear Socks? (Y/N?)

keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means Your E-

Leo Tolstoy didn't do it with Peter I.

Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.

I feel like e.e. cummings at a punctuation festival

I once blasted through a door with a lighning staff

Children are an absolute pleasure, if properly cooked

Dare to be naive

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