Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Jan 07 2022 00:01:30

Delta Airlines: Don't Even Leave The Airport

Quark: "It's _not_ what you think!"       Odo: "It'd better not be!"

Umm, Mr. Moderator... Which final warning is this?

Zapped or gassed or put to sleep, at least he won't make one more peep.

What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish?-4th Dr

My teeth aren't the sharpest in the world -- Ro

Visions in my cell begins to breed

#103> Sleep could interfere with .....(not finished)

When man builds better mousetraps, nature builds better mice.

Kinky assimilation techniques! Next on "Geraldo of Borg"

Zen Meditators do it thoughtlessly.

Xuxa: Barney on amphetamines

Dinner not Found: (A)bort (B)ackup (C)hinese

Yo mama's so poor that Jerry Lewis sends her money.

Oxymoron: Begin Initially.

Q: What kind of case would a lawyer bring if he hurt himself while swimming in the pool? A: A bathing suit

Groovy. --Ash, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.

BUFFALO: Two nudists greeting one another.

Roast beef and puddings form nearly all an Englishman's eatables.

Elvis is ALIVE in the Hearts of Millions!!

Never play cards with a man called Doc.

Don't rock the boat - especially if you're in it

*  <--- Tribble    [*]  <--- Tribble wearing headphones

He'd sell hemlock as a vitamin source if there was enough money in it.

Elephant in the fridge? Where? Look, footprints in the Jello!

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