Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Dec 21 2021 00:01:26

You IDIOT! Cats CAN'T digest SHELLFISH!

Popeye: "Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum."

Some people are born stupid, others work to acquire it.

Generic Fortune

"I see my cut has improved your voice!" - Ramirez

Polygamy: The keeping of more than one parrot.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before." - Mae West "Klondike Annie"  (1936)

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night. - Steven Wright

Error #0034 Windows not loaded. Superior OS found. Loading OS/2

Ziggy says there's a 30% chance of rain Tuesday.

Lives in a dream

STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You, like your father, are now ours!

Gawd! I HATE Edmonton!

The music of the Dance goes on forever.

Beer, hockey, and men...isn't life Great!

KJV and Bible are not synonymous terms

Dr. Seuss to the drawing room, please. -- Crow T. Robot

Klingons do NOT kid!

Reality, the ultimate illusion.

Larry, they're going to pull us to pieces! - Ralph Brentner

No mess is as great as the mess we make of our lives

Dogs are God's way of saying you're spending too much time w

Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur

X is for Xercies, devoured by mice

Zen T-Shirt: Enlightenment Available - Enquire Within

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