Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Dec 09 2021 00:01:22

I have the heart of a Republican... in a jar on my desk!

Good women are hard to find, specially if you don't look!

Ziggy says that there is a 10% chance that you've leaped into @TO@!

Jeffrey Dahmer's Cookbook: Shortcuts to becoming a Head Chef!

URAT, if you've ever tried to sleep in a bucket, and succeeded.

Bond mot: secret agent's witticism.

Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!

Mr. Scotch!! Can you fix my warp engines? Oh, Hic, Yes! Hic!

You learn as much by writing as you do by reading.

A perfectionist:  A person who can't enjoy Tchaikovsky's music without knowing how to spell his name.

ST:TNG Diner - Now Featuring Our All You Can Assimilate SmorgasBORG!

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame

Orville Bullitt's been playing with his wand too much.

Gonna to bomb the living bajeezus outta Deep 13 - Frank

Ura Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.

A Bajoran Tricorder is fast, accurate & good for hitting peoples heads

ECF: Explode and Catch Fire

Deputy Rule #2: A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it.

Variables won't, constants aren't. -- Osborne's Law

Jesus: In 1 & 2 Samuel he is THE ROOT AND OFFSPRING OF DAVID

Warning! Tagline thieves abound. See next message area

Sakuro's Disease is extremely rare. - McCoy

"Drug Wars"... America's latest Vietnam

(Void where prohibited by common sense)

A friend:  someone who likes you even after they know you.
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